Sim Sim & Jim Jim (circa 2011)

Sim Sim and Jim Jim
Happily heading to the gym

Treadmill, rowing and cycling machine
But nothing compares to hiking together in the chine

Pack their bags and off they go
Hiking in the woods three days in a row

Knackered and craving for food
But there's nothing eatable in the hood

"What to do?" Sim Sim asks
And to Sim Sim's surprise, Jim Jim replies:
"Slaughtering a pig like you will be my next task."

[Note: a silly poem poking fun of my colleagues. This was meant to be funny only. Don't take it the wrong way.]